Dating game spoof
PEGGY: Bachelor number 1, if you had advance notice of the Earths final destruction, what would you try to salvage for the next generation?
So, it wouldnt be fair to the others if I answered your question. Bachelors, before the show, I sent a message to each of you to choose a song that best describes your mission in life.
Id probably cook you up and eat you so I dont starve.
PEGGY: Bachelor number 1, if we got married, what would our future look like? 1: Well, right now Im living in my parents basement, but Ive been planning on getting my own place.
(Sits down on stool) JIM: Bachelor number three, please tell us your name and where youre from. (Peggy enters STAGE RIGHT and approaches Jim and they embrace slightly and kiss on the cheek.) JIM: Welcome to the Dating Game, Peggy.
Please welcomefrom San Francisco, California Peggy Inneed. JIM: Bachelor number 1, please say hello to Peggy Inneed.
2: Actually, I do have advance notice of the Earths final destruction. 1 lip syncs and plays air guitar.) PEGGY: Well, that certainly helps me make my decision. (Play Dance, Dance, Dance from CD Studio 54, Track #4 Bach 3 disco dances.) PEGGY: Sounds fun.
PEGGY: If I were to meet you in public, whats the first thing youd say to me?
PEGGY: Bachelor number 3, what would our future look like? 3: Darlin youd better put on your dancin shoes and your finest polyester.
PEGGY: Youre starting to sound just like the father I never had.
With hosts like Will Ferell, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, Tom Hanks, Mike Myers, Billy Crystal, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Joe Pesci, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and many more!
This collection of skits from Saturday Night Live doesn't have many good laughs, but there are some redemptive performers.